Someone Ruining Your Summer? Send Them to Camp Cheerful

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer should be a time [...]

Annoying Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard [...]

1-800-ZAPP-ASS: Shocking Politicians into Shape!

Bayard & Holmes ~Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your presidential candidates, congressmen, and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized [...]

Mohammed Faqwahdi’s Holidays and 2016 Terrorism Outlook

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes We wanted to get some eclectic input on the holiday season and what we might expect in 2016, so we consulted with our Bayard & Holmes intelligence, terrorism, and asymmetric warfare expert, [...]

Glory Us – Madeline stares down tragedy through glory holes Dec 4 – 13th

Glory Us, a Rabble Crew Production an original play by Madeline Farrington, Directed by Emily Canavan, December 4 – 13, 2015 Madeline stares down tragedy through glory holes. Tickets – gloryus.brownpapertickets.com Glory Us, a Rabble [...]

Forget Those Bogus “CIA Experts” — We Have Mohammed Faqwahti

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know that many of our readers are anxious to [...]

Bayard 2016–Your “I’m Not Them” Candidate

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard “America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each [...]
Food Allergies

The Funny Side of Food Allergies

by Jenny Hansen Let’s all admit it: food allergies are serious, and often a gigantic pain in the rear for everyone involved… But there’s a funny side. (You knew I’d find it.) Somewhere in the middle of playing 20 questions [...]

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center- Sat. 3/28

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center this Saturday, March 28th, at 10:00pm. What: The Capital City Showcase When: Sat Mar 28th @10:00 pm Where: The DC Arts Center – 2438 18th St NW, Washington DC 20009 Tickets: [...]

Dodging Diabetes Charity Tournament – 3/22

Bethesda Duo Hosts 10th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament Inspired by “Dodgeball” movie, sane adults raise funds for diabetes research by playing a game most local elementary schools have banned   What: Adult dodgeball [...]