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Missiles and Lines–North Korea

Bayard & Holmes ~ Jay Holmes Once again, North Korea’s man-boy dictator Kim Jong-un, a.k.a. Kimi 3.0, has managed to attract international attention. The United States and most of North Korea’s neighbors are increasingly concerned by [...]

The Interview — The Farce and the Truth

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes THE INTERVIEW is a slapstick comedy about an assassination attempt against North Korean despot Kim Jong Un. Given the absurd nature of the Kim family dynasty, any political comedy about North Korea is destined [...]

Where in the World is Kim Jong Un? Our Kim Watch

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political coups. With the regular measure of concern [...]

Kim Jong Un and the Man Who Didn’t Clap

By Jay Holmes On December 8, 2013, Jang Sung-taek, the uncle of North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un (a.k.a. Kim 3.0), was arrested at a meeting of the North Korean politburo, removed from all of his official posts, and expelled from the ruling [...]

Breaking News: US Government WMD Scandal!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Sadly, as the world focused on WMD threats from North Korea, Bayard & Holmes uncovered information about a shocking WMD program right here in the US. On April 1, 2013, unnamed sources tipped us off to a brewing [...]

The Adventures of Chicken Kim Jong Un Little–Intelligence Update

The following is an updated excerpt from The North Korean Sky is Falling by Intelligence Operative Jay Holmes, published at Bayard & Holmes on Monday, April 1. By Intelligence Operative Jay Holmes North Korea has been developing a missile [...]

Strategy for Domestic Bliss

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Last year, an immigration officer in the UK found a cheap, creative way to get rid of his wife. He used his position to put her on a terrorist watch list while she was away on vacation in Pakistan. She was stuck [...]