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Camp Adios Pendejo–New Favorite of the Disney World Elite

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes This past week, Piper noticed a scandal at, of all places, Disney World. Supposedly, a social researcher uncovered an underground concierge service that hooks up wealthy Manhattan Moms with disabled people to [...]
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Why Michael Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch Deserves a NOBEL for Saving Us All

By. Kristen Lamb When the news broke about Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Michael Jeffries and his elitist comments, I was compelled to write a post on my author blog about how Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Michael Jeffreys’ [...]
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My Cats are So FIRED!!! Life with Fuzzy Freeloaders

I have two cats—Johnny and Roo-Bee. Johnny is a year and a half old and thinks he’s a dog. Roo-Bee is eleven and an avid hunter…of baby socks and hair bands. Both of them are totally fired. The story is this. Contractors [...]

Ten Worst Gifts to Give at a Baby Shower

How was everyone’s weekend? I hauled the twins around in a little red wagon until I thought I was going to have a heart attack. It was the longest three minutes of my life. But enough about my fit and active lifestyle. Also worth mentioning [...]
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Can We Just Try This Day…Ok, WEEK, AGAIN?

So this past Friday Saturday, I stagger out of bed, exhausted (we’d been passing around a toddler stomach bug for the previous week) and I drink three cups of coffee just to be able to SEE straight. Being the AWESOME, sweet, loving, [...]
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18 Interesting Facts About Women

by Jenny Hansen Last week, we celebrated the men with 13 Groovy Man Facts. Today, in honor of my baby girl’s birthday (and mothers everywhere) we’re flipping the coin and celebrating the females. All of you males with moms, wives [...]

Too Fancy For the Grocery Store

Is it possible to drink so much coffee in twenty-four hours, you feel like you’re being stabbed in the kidney?   Just curious.   Anywho, how was everyone’s weekend? If you’re like moi, you thought outside the box, [...]
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13 Groovy “Man Facts”

13 Really Nifty Facts about Men by Jenny Hansen   I’m kind of a “dude.” I don’t know if it’s because I was influenced by my big brother (the Bag Whore) or if it’s just because my mama was kind of a tomboy. [...]
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Are They Dead Yet?

Well, the season’s upon us. Sandal season? No, but you’ll find those flip flops will come in really handy when the realization the spiders have woken up sinks in. I’ll give you a moment. I’m not sure what things are [...]
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Our Life is Like a Junk Drawer—Sticky, Ugly & Interesting

  By Kristen Lamb Ah, it is time for spring cleaning. This past week I have been on a mission to simplify and organize. Yeah, easier said than done. I began with the refrigerator, battled the Spinach Ooze of Doom and The Casserole that [...]