Playboy Magazine

An Open Letter to Playboy Magazine…

by Jenny Hansen Dear Playboy Magazine, For years your brown paper packaging, in the mail or behind the counter at the mini-marts, spoke of entertaining secrets. You starred in fantasies for men, both old and young, for more than 60 years. How [...]
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Forget Those Bogus “CIA Experts” — We Have Mohammed Faqwahti

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know that many of our readers are anxious to [...]
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Bayard 2016–Your “I’m Not Them” Candidate

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard “America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each [...]

Underpants Flying Over Prague Castle

by Jenny Hansen Ninja artists pantsed the flagpole at Prague Castle… I knew I liked those Czechs. This post is a how-to guide on dropping a political F-bomb with style. Basically, a group of artists said, ”Mr. President (Milos [...]
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Hubby’s Jewels Threatened by Doctor With Tuna…

by Jenny Hansen I swear to God, that’s the headline at our house this month. (And yes, I’ll explain.) The last time we talked this much about the Hubby’s junk was October of 2011 when the Thunderwear discussion erupted. For [...]

Squirrel Underpants and Other Useful Links

by Jenny Hansen Because the More Cowbell Universe loves me, one of my readers sent me a link to Squirrel Underpants. They’re too small for me, but I thought they might give you some humorous chitter-chatter. Endorsed by SmallAnimalDecency.com, [...]
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The Almost X-Rated Garage Sale (Part 2)

by Jenny Hansen In the last two weeks, the Hubs and I have engaged in the energy-sapping double-whammy of “garage sale” and “kid party” over back-to-back weekends. The kid party, complete with margaritas and a bounce [...]
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Don’t Block the Box Returns to The Wonderland Ballroom

Don’t Block the Box returns to the Wonderland Ballroom located at 1101 Kenyon St NW, Washington DC 20010, on Friday, April 24th, at 7:30pm. Don’t Block the Box is the longest running stand up comedy showcase at the Wonderland.. Hosted [...]

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center- Sat. 3/28

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center this Saturday, March 28th, at 10:00pm. What: The Capital City Showcase When: Sat Mar 28th @10:00 pm Where: The DC Arts Center – 2438 18th St NW, Washington DC 20009 Tickets: [...]

Get in on the “Bad Date Debate”, 3/18 @ 6pm

Who hasn’t had one??? Register at Eventbrite.com