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Summer Camp Cheerful — Attitude Adjustment for Adults

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer should be a time [...]
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1-800-ZAPP-ASS: Shocking Politicians into Shape!

Bayard & Holmes ~Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your presidential candidates, congressmen, and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized [...]

The Power of Self-Indulgence

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime as every gym across the nation fills with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners [...]
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Mohammed Faqwahdi’s Holidays and 2016 Terrorism Outlook

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes We wanted to get some eclectic input on the holiday season and what we might expect in 2016, so we consulted with our Bayard & Holmes intelligence, terrorism, and asymmetric warfare expert, [...]
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Obnoxious Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard [...]
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Orlando Bloom’s Undie Obsession

by Jenny Hansen Those of you who hang out with me at More Cowbell know about The Undie Chronicles. You know: When the Undie-verse speaks, I will always listen. I had no idea when I began the series that there were so many hilarious undie-based [...]
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An Open Letter to Playboy Magazine…

by Jenny Hansen Dear Playboy Magazine, For years your brown paper packaging, in the mail or behind the counter at the mini-marts, spoke of entertaining secrets. You starred in fantasies for men, both old and young, for more than 60 years. How [...]
Canstock 2015 Oct Mohammed Faqwahdi

Forget Those Bogus “CIA Experts” — We Have Mohammed Faqwahti

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Given recent problems with several Western “expert” commentators in the fields of intelligence, counterterrorism, and asymmetric warfare, we know that many of our readers are anxious to [...]
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Bayard 2016–Your “I’m Not Them” Candidate

Bayard & Holmes ~ Piper Bayard “America” is not a location. It is the unique ideal that government must answer to the people and not the other way around. Americans are not born. Rather, America itself is born anew with each [...]

Underpants Flying Over Prague Castle

by Jenny Hansen Ninja artists pantsed the flagpole at Prague Castle… I knew I liked those Czechs. This post is a how-to guide on dropping a political F-bomb with style. Basically, a group of artists said, ”Mr. President (Milos [...]