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baddate

Get in on the “Bad Date Debate”, 3/18 @ 6pm

Who hasn’t had one??? Register at Eventbrite.com
ComfyBalls

ComfyBalls: A Classic Case of Undie Discrimination

by Jenny Hansen The U.S. Patent and Trade Offices banned a Norwegian brand of undies, called (wait for it) “ComfyBalls.” As far as I can tell, they’re traditional boxers with “just a little bit more” here and there. [...]
happybuddha

Happy Buddha brings Peace and Laughter Feb 27 – March 7

HAPPY BUDDHA  February 27, March 7 Friday and Saturdays at 10 PM $12 (online) $15 (at the door)/ $10 DCAC Members           Happy Buddha XV: Diversity Buddha A special Happy Buddha show to celebrate the diversity [...]
Brian Williams Misremembers Iraq meme.

Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement Service

By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an Iraqi RPG, when in fact he had been in a different [...]

Frozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know

By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment is [...]
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The State of the Union or state of confusion?

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Well, it looks like the plan for our country for the next two years is set in stone, … yea right. As a humorist I am obligated to throw humor in my little segments, [...]
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Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]
MrGabe

Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars: 2/7, 10am @Ebenezers Coffeehouse

Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars Ebenezers Coffeehouse 201 F St. NE Washington, DC, 20002 Doors 10:00 AM / Show 10:30 AM (event ends at 11:15 PM) This event is all ages Mr. Gabe performs nursery rhymes, folk songs, and [...]
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The Power of Indulgence

By Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime as every gym across the nation fills with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners are easy [...]
Spanking Santa

Obnoxious Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard & Holmes are [...]