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Don’t Block the Box Returns to The Wonderland Ballroom

Don’t Block the Box returns to the Wonderland Ballroom located at 1101 Kenyon St NW, Washington DC 20010, on Friday, April 24th, at 7:30pm. Don’t Block the Box is the longest running stand up comedy showcase at the Wonderland.. Hosted [...]

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center- Sat. 3/28

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center this Saturday, March 28th, at 10:00pm. What: The Capital City Showcase When: Sat Mar 28th @10:00 pm Where: The DC Arts Center – 2438 18th St NW, Washington DC 20009 Tickets: [...]

Get in on the “Bad Date Debate”, 3/18 @ 6pm

Who hasn’t had one??? Register at Eventbrite.com

ComfyBalls: A Classic Case of Undie Discrimination

by Jenny Hansen The U.S. Patent and Trade Offices banned a Norwegian brand of undies, called (wait for it) “ComfyBalls.” As far as I can tell, they’re traditional boxers with “just a little bit more” here and there. [...]

Happy Buddha brings Peace and Laughter Feb 27 – March 7

HAPPY BUDDHA  February 27, March 7 Friday and Saturdays at 10 PM $12 (online) $15 (at the door)/ $10 DCAC Members           Happy Buddha XV: Diversity Buddha A special Happy Buddha show to celebrate the diversity [...]
Brian Williams Misremembers Iraq meme.

Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement Service

By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an Iraqi RPG, when in fact he had been in a different [...]

Frozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know

By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment is [...]

The State of the Union or state of confusion?

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Well, it looks like the plan for our country for the next two years is set in stone, … yea right. As a humorist I am obligated to throw humor in my little segments, [...]

Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]

Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars: 2/7, 10am @Ebenezers Coffeehouse

Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars Ebenezers Coffeehouse 201 F St. NE Washington, DC, 20002 Doors 10:00 AM / Show 10:30 AM (event ends at 11:15 PM) This event is all ages Mr. Gabe performs nursery rhymes, folk songs, and [...]