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The State of the Union or state of confusion?

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Well, it looks like the plan for our country for the next two years is set in stone, … yea right. As a humorist I am obligated to throw humor in my little segments, [...]
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Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]
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Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars: 2/7, 10am @Ebenezers Coffeehouse

Kids Music: Mr. Gabe and the Circle Time All-Stars Ebenezers Coffeehouse 201 F St. NE Washington, DC, 20002 Doors 10:00 AM / Show 10:30 AM (event ends at 11:15 PM) This event is all ages Mr. Gabe performs nursery rhymes, folk songs, and [...]
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The Power of Indulgence

By Piper Bayard Nicotine patches are flying off the shelves and personal trainers are working overtime as every gym across the nation fills with the January Resolutioners. image from US Air Force, wikimedia commons The Resolutioners are easy [...]
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Obnoxious Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard & Holmes are [...]
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$3 Comedy Show – Don’t Block the Box @ The Wonderland Ballroom 12/19

Don’t Block The Box returns to The Wonderland Ballroom located at 1101 Kenyon St  St NW, Washington DC 20010, on Friday, December 19th, at 7:30pm. Don’t Block the Box is the longest running stand up comedy showcase at the Wonderland. Hosted [...]
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Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]
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City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: A Multi-Cultural Experience

By Jenny Hansen and Piper Bayard What happens when you put a Country Mouse and a City Mouse in the same fish bowl? Two SocialIn writers with very different perceptions of reality! That’s exactly what happened when Jenny visited Piper’s [...]
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1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]
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Where in the World is Kim Jong Un? Our Kim Watch

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political coups. With the regular measure of concern [...]