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TUNA procedure

Hubby’s Jewels Threatened by Doctor With Tuna…

by Jenny Hansen I swear to God, that’s the headline at our house this month. (And yes, I’ll explain.) The last time we talked this much about the Hubby’s junk was October of 2011 when the Thunderwear discussion erupted. For [...]
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Squirrel Underpants and Other Useful Links

by Jenny Hansen Because the More Cowbell Universe loves me, one of my readers sent me a link to Squirrel Underpants. They’re too small for me, but I thought they might give you some humorous chitter-chatter. Endorsed by SmallAnimalDecency.com, [...]
Garage Sale

The Almost X-Rated Garage Sale (Part 2)

by Jenny Hansen In the last two weeks, the Hubs and I have engaged in the energy-sapping double-whammy of “garage sale” and “kid party” over back-to-back weekends. The kid party, complete with margaritas and a bounce [...]
dont block the box

Don’t Block the Box Returns to The Wonderland Ballroom

Don’t Block the Box returns to the Wonderland Ballroom located at 1101 Kenyon St NW, Washington DC 20010, on Friday, April 24th, at 7:30pm. Don’t Block the Box is the longest running stand up comedy showcase at the Wonderland.. Hosted [...]
CapCity

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center- Sat. 3/28

The Capital City Showcase returns to The DC Arts Center this Saturday, March 28th, at 10:00pm. What: The Capital City Showcase When: Sat Mar 28th @10:00 pm Where: The DC Arts Center – 2438 18th St NW, Washington DC 20009 Tickets: [...]
baddate

Get in on the “Bad Date Debate”, 3/18 @ 6pm

Who hasn’t had one??? Register at Eventbrite.com
ComfyBalls

ComfyBalls: A Classic Case of Undie Discrimination

by Jenny Hansen The U.S. Patent and Trade Offices banned a Norwegian brand of undies, called (wait for it) “ComfyBalls.” As far as I can tell, they’re traditional boxers with “just a little bit more” here and there. [...]
happybuddha

Happy Buddha brings Peace and Laughter Feb 27 – March 7

HAPPY BUDDHA  February 27, March 7 Friday and Saturdays at 10 PM $12 (online) $15 (at the door)/ $10 DCAC Members           Happy Buddha XV: Diversity Buddha A special Happy Buddha show to celebrate the diversity [...]
Brian Williams Misremembers Iraq meme.

Bayard & Holmes Personal History Improvement Service

By Jay Holmes The hot media story has been the NBC anchor Brian Williams debacle. In an apparent attempt to burnish his personal image, Brian claimed to have been in a helicopter that was hit by an Iraqi RPG, when in fact he had been in a different [...]

Frozen Bitch Face — What You Need To Know

By Piper Bayard Everyone’s face freezes at forty-five. Seriously. At forty-five, give or take a year or two, Frosty the Face Freezer breathes on us at an unpredictable instant, and the expression we are wearing on our face at that moment is [...]