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Obnoxious Relatives? Call the Spanking Santa!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The most wonderful stressful time of the year is upon us. Long lines, visiting relatives, and credit card bills that give bankers a warm, fuzzy feeling in their wallets. But fear not! Bayard & Holmes are [...]
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$3 Comedy Show – Don’t Block the Box @ The Wonderland Ballroom 12/19

Don’t Block The Box returns to The Wonderland Ballroom located at 1101 Kenyon St  St NW, Washington DC 20010, on Friday, December 19th, at 7:30pm. Don’t Block the Box is the longest running stand up comedy showcase at the Wonderland. Hosted [...]
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Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]
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City Mouse vs. Country Mouse: A Multi-Cultural Experience

By Jenny Hansen and Piper Bayard What happens when you put a Country Mouse and a City Mouse in the same fish bowl? Two SocialIn writers with very different perceptions of reality! That’s exactly what happened when Jenny visited Piper’s [...]
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1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]
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Where in the World is Kim Jong Un? Our Kim Watch

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Someone’s missing, and it isn’t Waldo. Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen in North Korea since September 3. Some are speculating about illnesses, diseases, and political coups. With the regular measure of concern [...]
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Halloween Costumes and Male vs Female Brains

By Jenny Hansen It’s three weeks until Halloween and my Little Bean has finally figured out what it’s all about. Last year, she wore whatever I put on her and lined up her candy in cool patterns. This year, she’s figured [...]
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Funeral Planning in a Crazy Family Is…Different

by Jenny Hansen If you’ve read about my family’s Almost X-Rated Garage Sales and Gang-Banging Chickens, you’d know we’re just a little bit…off-center. I got all my humor from my mama, who was way funnier. My mama [...]
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Which Despotic Dictator are You?

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. [...]
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OMG, A Disorder I Shouldn’t Laugh At (But Do)

by Jenny Hansen Summer is the perfect time for sparkly fun, right? I first discovered this disorder when I was browsing Amazon and I’ve been giggling about it ever since. Note: I have to limit my time there because it’s too darn [...]