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family funerals

Funeral Planning in a Crazy Family Is…Different

by Jenny Hansen If you’ve read about my family’s Almost X-Rated Garage Sales and Gang-Banging Chickens, you’d know we’re just a little bit…off-center. I got all my humor from my mama, who was way funnier. My mama [...]
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Which Despotic Dictator are You?

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. [...]
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OMG, A Disorder I Shouldn’t Laugh At (But Do)

by Jenny Hansen Summer is the perfect time for sparkly fun, right? I first discovered this disorder when I was browsing Amazon and I’ve been giggling about it ever since. Note: I have to limit my time there because it’s too darn [...]

When Dates Should Come With A Warning Label

by Jenny Hansen In the heat of the summer, who doesn’t need a Friday belly laugh? Y’all remember my pal Clair from Can a Cup o’ Joe Make Your Man a Ho’, right? She’s out in the dating scene again and, well…she’s [...]
Hip Rehab with Cruella

Questions That Sound Better With Narcotics…

Cruella, the evil machine… by Jenny Hansen Things are rolling along at the Hansen House after surgery last week to repair a torn labrum in my hip. I have tons of fun visitors with my sis and some BFFs dropping in to be sure I’m [...]
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Summer Camp Cheerful — Attitude Adjustment for Adults

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Inspired by the HAMAS and UN summer camps in Gaza, we are asking, “Why should Palestinians have all the fun? For that matter, why should kids have all the fun?” Summer should be a time for fun and relaxation [...]
"Luckily, I know just where my toothbrush is. I haven't been as vigilant about my eyebrows though."

Teeth Brushin’

Where did the weekend go? Probably the same place rhetorical questions go to die. Either or, I know at least forty-three percent of it was spent trying to avoid thinking about the fact the pool opens this week and I still need a swimsuit. But, [...]
"When I lean like this, I can almost hear you telling me I'm an idiot."

The Neti Pot Theory

“Would you like another pepper?” It’s the number one question Sundance has asked since I started on this quest that is trying to figure out what’s going on with my ear.Gladly, I nod and accept another jalapeno and keep [...]
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Embracing The Underpants War

by Jenny Hansen Move over Captain Underpants…there’s now The Underpants Wars. Note: If you’ve never been to More Cowbell, you might be unaware that when the Undie-verse speaks, I will always listen. (That’s why we have [...]
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Ten Signs It’s Time to Call Your Stylist

Last night, I realized I haven’t been in the hair salon for a year. Quickly, I calculated… “If January comes after November, and this is a leap year, tabulating the square root of the Fourth of July on a Sunday and the Spring [...]